lnthefade:

This is a thing that is now being offered at Disney World.

It’s macaroni and cheese, topped with bacon, served in a cone made out of bread.

I have yet to figure out if I’m disgusted by this or if I’m booking a flight to Florida to get one.

I am disappointed they didn’t have these while I was at Disney World because I would definitely have temporarily renounced my seven years of vegetarianism to try one.
Having said that, this combined with the funnel cake I had in the Magic Kingdom that nearly sent me into cardiac arrest, and all the frozen margaritas I got tragically drunk on in the middle of the day in Epcot (in my defence, it was 45 degrees and those margarita stands are placed at extremely convenient intervals), I probably would have left Disney World in a body bag.

SHES NOW CATLOAFING. IN THE WASHING BASKET. CATLOAFING IN THE WASHING BASKET.

SHE FELL ASLEEP IN THE WASHING BASKET I CANT

Ugh I hate having to listen to the radio at work at this time of year.  Well, any time, but particularly in September/October, when every second ad is “Ladies, time to get that summer body back!” and it’s like excuse u I may be a lumpy pale fat potato and no I’m not happy about it but I don’t need you to tell me that I’m not good enough anyway fuck off.

thekiwicanfly:

In hindsight the Paul Smith feature I reblogged is pretty much inspiration porn and I wish I hadn’t done so now. Like the key word “inspiring story” should’ve been clue enough but noooooope I powered right through it anyway cos I was excited that his accomplishment wasn’t overcoming his disability cos that’s a thing that’s bothered me lately.

Will assess more thoroughly next time.

Yeah, I thought the phrase “inspiring story” was a bit gross (totally not here for that inspiration porn bullshit), but tbh I wanted to reblog it because creating paintings like that with a TYPEWRITER is hecka impressive, cerebral palsy or no.  But yes.

Track: All Is Full Of Love [Björk cover]
Artist: Death Cab For Cutie
Album: Stability EP

a cover a day: 41/?

All Is Full Of Love - Death Cab For Cutie | orig. Björk

Please stop scrolling and take a moment to read this

crazy-bob:

My friend is really depressed and has really low self esteem. They’ve been cutting themself for a long time, months, possibly even years. Nothing I tell them persuades them that their body does not deserve that treatment and that they are special and they matter. Can you please like and reblog this post to show that people care and that they mean something and spread this like wildfire?

You can save a life, you never know.

No no no. This is not going to help your friend. I’m not going to go as far as to say that you’re using your friend’s plight to get notes on a Tumblr post but I really do have to question why you honestly think that a bunch of strangers reblogging a text post is going to make your friend better. Telling them that they should stop cutting because they don’t deserve it is well-intentioned but not any more helpful, either. Your friend needs help, they need to be in therapy or to go and see a doctor who can give them medication or refer them on to a mental health professional. Engaging in a popularity contest is not going to help them.
Sorry if you find this offensive but I’m sick to death of these posts. If you care that much about them, DO SOMETHING CONSTRUCTIVE instead of making these kindly-meant but ultimately empty gestures.

howtolivefatandhappy:

huffingtonpost:

This Man With Severe Cerebral Palsy Created Mind-Blowing Art Using Just A Typewriter

Last year, 22-time Emmy award-winning reporter John Stofflet posted this news video he created for KING-TV in 2004, featuring Paul Smith and his artistic talents.

See the full video to see more of Smith’s artworks and to learn more about his inspiring story go here. 

I love this man.

madeofplantsandmagic:

majormitchmajor:

lukeaustinyeah:

little-king-of-the-stage:

His tattoo translates to ‘faggot’. WHY

Because i am one.

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“Let me give you some advice, bastard: Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armour, and it can never be used to hurt you.”

-George R.R Martin.

thekiwicanfly replied to your post “Goddamn what the fuck is ANOVA I don’t understand it in the slightest….”

I have my stats notes from my other uni if a different perspective would help?

bunny-shaped-bunny replied to your post “Goddamn what the fuck is ANOVA I don’t understand it in the slightest….”

If you need help then I’m happy to do do…I taught some stats when I did my PhD

Thanks peeps but I appear to have it all sorted?  Luckily we have a Facebook group where we answer each others’ questions so I have it all sorted and I think it makes a vague amount of sense now, bless y’all anyway :)

when people don't sit next to me on the bus: offended and relieved

when someone sits next to me: irritated yet flattered

Goddamn what the fuck is ANOVA I don’t understand it in the slightest. I was fine up until t-distribution and then the wheels started to fall off with paired differences and now I’m completely at sea and am mixing metaphors to boot.

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